So, if you've been paying attention, you may have realized that I just fell off the face of the Earth mid-renovation.
Obviously, something went awry.
Let's not beat around the bush.
I temporarily messed up my floors.
And, rather than divulge my mishaps as they were happening (Get. Real.) I instead spent a few weeks crying into Cheese's fur, planning my escape to Paraguay, and wiping pizza grease on my sweatpants uniform.
